Asking for a Raise

“I have to have a raise,” the man said to his boss. “There are three other companies after me.” “Is that so?” asked the manager. “What other companies are...

Asking for legal advice

A lawyer’s dog, running about unleashed, beelines for a butcher shop and steals a roast. Butcher goes to lawyer’s office and asks, “if a dog running unleashed steals a...

Asking her a question

A guy walks into an elevator and stands next to a beautiful woman. After a few minutes he turns to her and says, “Can I smell your pussy?” The...