Q: Why did the chicken cross the Atlantic?A: To attend D-Day celebrations.
Why is a mans semen white and urine yellow? So he can tell if hes coming or going.
Q: What do you do with a man who thinks he’s God’s gift?A: Exchange him.
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Q: Why doesn’t Hillary cut Bill’s hair?A: He won’t pay her $300.
Q: Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E? A: Because the angel had said, “No L!”