Obnoxious Parrot on an Airplane

A man gets to his seat on the plane, and is surprised to find a parrot strapped into the seat next to him. Once in the air, the stewardess...

Yo mama’s so fat… airplane

Your mama’s so fat she went on an airplane and it turned into a boat.

Airplane Ride

A farmer and his wife went to a fair. The farmer was fascinated by the airplanes and asked a pilot how much a ride would cost. “$10 for 3...

Murphy’s Law of Airplane Travel…

Murphy’s Law of Airplane Travel When the plane you are on is late, the plane you want to transfer to is on time.

Things to Do on an Airplane

– When the flight attendant asks you if you would like some peanuts, say, “Whoa! slow down there! we barely know each other!” – Yell “Fire in the hole!”...

Things that can go wrong on an airplane

My friend and I used to joke about all that could happen wrong when we traveled together. 1) I fart and the oxagen masks fly down 2) I fart...