Worries about mad cow disease

There were these two cows, chatting over the fence between their fields. The first cow said, “I tell you, this mad-cow-disease is really pretty scary. They say it is...

Two fools are about to go flying

Two morons stand on a cliff with their arms outstretched. One has some budgies lined up on each arm; the other has parrots lined up on his arms. After...

National Books About the Elelphant

Every nation has to write a book about the Elephant: The French book – The Intimate Relationship Life of the Elephant or: 1000 ways to cook Elephant. The English...

A champion jockey is about

A champion jockey is about to enter an important race on a new horse. The horse’s trainer meets him before the race and says, ”All you have to remember...

All about Cows

This is weird…. it really works, just follow the directions. These are the words – Cows – About – Talking – Hole – Ass – This – Got –...

All I Need to Know About Life I Learned from a Cow

1. Wake up in a happy mooo-d. 2. Don’t cry over spilled milk. 3. When chewing your cud, remember: There’s no fat, no calories, no cholesterol, and no taste!...