Suck a Lemon

Sister Mary walks into the Mother Superiors office and confesses “I have been having intimate relationship with the new

Minister at St. Judes, what shall I do for penance?”

The Mother Superior says “first you can suck a lemon”

“Oh” says Sister Mary “will that make me holy again”

“No” says the Mother Superior “but it will take that contented smirk of your face”