Little Johnny is sitting in a biology class, and the teacher
says that an interesting phenomenon of nature is that only
human stutter, no other animal in the world does this.
Johnny’s hand shoots up. “Not correct, Miss!” he says.
“Please explain, Johnny!”, replies the teacher. “Well, Miss,
the other day I was playing with my cat on the verandah. The
neighbors’ Great Dane came around the corner, and my cat
went “ffffffffff! ffffffffffff! ffffffffff!”, and before he
could said, “Fuck off!”, the dog ate him!”