Silly cow jokes

what do you call a cow with no legs?
a ground beef

what do you get when you cross a cow with a dog?
a hound beef

what goes “ooo,ooo,ooo”?
a cow with no lips

why do cows where bells?
because thier horns doesnt work

what newspaper do cows read?
the daily moos

what do you call a cow spying on another cow?
a steak out