Signs you’ve had too much of the 90’s
Your “to do” list includes entries for lunch and bathroom breaks. They’re the ones that never get crossed off.
You consider second-day air delivery painfully slow.
You refer to your dining room table as the “flat filing cabinet.”
You’re paying $50 a month for 50 TV channels, but watching less TV than ever.
You get all excited when it’s a weekend and you can wear sweats to work.
All you want for Christmas is … a cell phone battery that lasts all day.
A “half day” at work means leaving at 5 p.m.
Your dream Saturday night is a bath, a bathrobe, a good book and lights out by 10 p.m.
You either eat out of vending machines … or at the most expensive restaurant in town.
You dream of a week’s holiday … to clean and organize your desk.