Rejected by St Peter

Water into Wine

A Lutheran minister is driving down to New York and he’s stopped in
Connecticut for speeding.

The state trooper smells alcohol on his breath and then he sees an empty wine
bottle on the floor, and he says, “Sir, have you been drinking?”

The minister says, “Just water.”

The sheriff says, “Then why do I smell wine?”

And the minister looks down at the bottle and says, “Good Lord, He’s done it