Questions Ken Starr Has for the President…

Questions Ken Starr Has for the President

“Let’s speed this up–who *haven’t* you nailed?”

“Aha! So you admit you’ve had intimate relationship!!!! What’s it like?
Is it fun?”

“Can I have some of those fries?”

“Do you admit my getting Dan Rather to talk about your semen was pretty
cool?”

“Would you *please* stop winking at the court reporter?!”

“Mr. President, how does it feel to be on the receiving
end of a probe for a change?”

“Okay, exhibit 25-A is yet *ANOTHER* ink blot. Now, does
THIS one remind you of anything besides a breast?”

“Is it just my imagination, or are all of the women you
know butt-ugly?”

“Are you now, or have you ever been, in a non-erect state?”

“Mr. President, did you bring any pants with you?”