Prison Bus Conversation

There men were on a bus to prison where they were allowed to
bring only one personal item. They were telling each other what
they brought.

The first man, being intellectually minded, said, “I wanted to
bring something that could actually have a variety of purposes.
It needed to be something that I could not be easily bored with.
So I had a hard choice to make, between a small radio, a tiny
television set, and a deck of cards. Knowing that electronic
devices would more than likely not be peritted personally to an
inmate, I decided upon the cards, so that I can play a number of
games: Gin, Rummy, Solitaire, Hearts,” and continued to name
more games.

The second man said, “I like painting, and I intend to be the
Grandmtoher Moses of this jail house. I am going to paint
anything that I can. So I brought my painting supplies.” The
third man, a blond, said with a grin, “I was thoughful enough to
bring a box of Tampons.”

Muffled, the other two men questioned his choice, “What in the
hell can you do with Tampons?”

The man grimaced happily, “Well, just look here on the box. You
can swim, horseback ride, even skate! I just can’t wait to see
how they work!”