Pool Party

Once there was a rich dude who owned a huge mansion, lots of
cars, was an alcoholic, and smoked crack. He even had a huge
pool which he filled with hundreds of alligators.

One day he was having a pool party and everyone got drunk and
high. After a while the rich guy stood up on a table and made a
speech. He said, “Anyone who swims across my pool will get my
house. No one jumped in. Then he said, “Anyone who swims across
my pool gets my house and my cars. No one jumped. “Anyone who
swims across my pool gets my house, my cars, alcohol, and my
cars.” No one jumped in. “Anyone who swims across my pool gets
my house, my cars, my alcohol, and my crack. He heard a splash
and looked up.

He saw a guy jump into the pool. Alligators were on him in a
second, but this guy did tarzan moves, wrestled alligators, etc.
Finally, he climbed out on the other side. The rich dude walked
around and said, “That was amazing. I never thought anyone would
do that! When do you want my house?” The guy said “I don’t want
your house.” “When do you want my cars?” “I don’t want your
cars.” ” When do you want my alcohol? “I don’t want your
alcohol.” When do you want my crack?” “I don’t want you crack.”
“Well, what do you want?” “I want the freaking bastard who
pushed me in!”