Osama bin Genie
While trying to escape through Pakistan, Osama Bin Laden found a bottle
On a beach and picked it up. Suddenly, a female genie rose from the bottle and with a smile said “Master, may I grant you one wish?”
“You ignorant unworthy daughter-of-a-dog! Don’t you know who I am? I don’t need any common woman giving me anything” barked Bin Laden.
The shocked genie said “Please, I must grant you a wish or I will be returned to that bottle forever.”
Osama thought a moment. Then grumbled about the impertinence of the woman, and said “Very well, I want to awaken with three white women in my bed in the morning, so just do it and be off with you !”
The annoyed genie said, “So be it !” and disappeared.
The next morning Bin Laden woke up in bed with Lorena Bobbitt, Tonya Harding, and Hillary Clinton.
His male genital organ was gone, his knee was broken, and he had no health insurance.