Only For a Chocolate Biscuit

There was a man who was heading away for a week on business. His
wife was incredibly horny and needed a good fuck every now and
again so she was left with a warning from her husband before he
left. He said, “If I find out that you have been shagging
another man while I’m gone then I will pull every pubic hair
from your crotch!”

He was dead serious but his wife thought she could occupy
herself for just one week using her fingers and the handle of
her tennis racquet (which she did a lot when her husband was

However she failed and one day before her husband was set to
return she was gagging for more than she could get from her
fingers and the tennis racquet! So she headed into town in the
hope of finding a large well-bodied fuckable man to satisfy her
lust. While walking down the High Street she found a very hunky
and intimate relationshipy black man that she wouldn’t mind screwing and so she
walked up to him and said-“Will you come home with?” and the
black man replied, “Only for a chocolate biscuit.” She gave him
a biscuit and they headed towards her house.

So they got home and the woman said, “Will you come inside and

“Only for a chocolate biscuit” So she gave him another biscuit.

So they got upstairs and into the woman’s bedroom. “Will you
take off your clothes and lie with me on the bed?”

“Only for a chocolate biscuit” So she gave him yet another

“Will you fuck me until I hit orgasm at least three times!”

“Only for a chocolate biscuit” So she gave him a biscuit leaving
only one left in the box and they got to business.

He was drilling into her-fucking her harder and faster until she
was dripping wet-screwing her pussy and hitting her G-spot with
every hard core thrust. She was at her orgasmic peak and when it
was over they were both swollen and sore and so exhausted that
they fell asleep together in the bed.

The next mourning the husband arrived home from his trip and
headed upstairs to great his wife with a homecoming ride. She
heard him coming upstairs and immediately told the black to get
into the cupboard and hide. “Only for a chocolate biscuit” he
said and so she gave him the last chocolate biscuit and shoved
him into the cupboard just before her husband walked in.

He walked towards the bed and began to take off his clothes when
he stopped and spotted the white spunk stains on the lilac

“You’ve been in bed with another man and don’t lie to me!!!!!!!”

His wife didn’t say a word and like he had warned he opened her
legs and began to pluck all her pubic hairs from her crotch one
by one. By the time he reached the last one he couldn’t get it
to come out and so he shouted, “Come out you black bastard!!!”

And the guy in the cupboard shouted “Only for a chocolate