One hundred

On a train, a Georgian is traveling with his wife. In the same compartment
travel two physicians. Hour after hour, the wife is nagging her husband, not
letting him to say a word in response. Then she leaves the compartment for the
restroom. The physicians say,”Listen, Vano. We sympathize with you. How can you
stand such a viper of a woman? We’ll give you a telephone in Tbilisi, for mere
two hundred rubles they perform a surgery on her brain, and she will become
gentle and agreeable.
“What for?” Vano answers calmly. “I’m taking her to Kutaisi; there they
promised to finish her off just for one hundred.”