Now, Be Nice
Two college students, Frank and Matt, are riding on a New York
subway when a beggar approaches them asking for spare change.
adamantly rejects the man in disgust. Matt, on the other hand,
out his wallet, pulls out a couple of dollar bills and gladly
them over to the beggar with a smile.
The beggar thanks him kindly and then continues on to the other
Frank is outraged by his friend’s act of generosity. “What on
did you do that for?” shouts Frank. “You know he’s only going
it on drugs or booze!!!”
Matt replies, “What…and we weren’t?”