Need a BMW

A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. The horse
fall’s into a mud hole and is sinking. He calls to the
chicken to go and get the farmer to help pull him out to
The chicken runs to the farm but the farmer can’t be
found. So he drives the farmer’s BMW back to the mud hole
and ties some rope around the bumper.

He then throws the other end of the rope to his friend, the
horse, and drives the car forward saving him from sinking!

A few days later, the chicken and horse were playing in the
meadow again and the chicken fell into the mud hole. The
chicken yelled to the horse to go and get some help from
the farmer.

The horse said, “I think I can stand over the hole!” So he
stretched over the width of the hole and said, “Grab for
my ‘thingy’ and pull yourself up.” And the chicken did and
pulled himself to safety.

The moral of the story:

If you’re hung like a horse, you don’t need a BMW to pick
up chicks.