Nagging wife vs. drunk driver
A drunk is driving through the city and his car is weaving violently all over
the road. A cop pulls him over and asks, ï¿½Where have you been?ï¿½
ï¿½I’ve been to the pubï¿½, slurs the drunk.
ï¿½Well,ï¿½ says the cop, ï¿½it looks like you’ve had quite a few.ï¿½
ï¿½I did alright,ï¿½ the drunk says with a smile.
ï¿½Did you know,ï¿½ says the cop, standing straight and folding his arms, ï¿½that a
few intersections back, your wife fell out of your car?ï¿½
ï¿½Oh, thank heavens,ï¿½ sighs the drunk. ï¿½For a minute there, I thought I’d gone