This gay guy walks into the bar and says,”Bartender I am gay but I would like to stay and have a drink.” So he replied,” Ok, you can stay if you go to the end of the bar and not mess with anyone.” So the guy accepted and walked away. A little while after that a big John Wayne Character walks in as says,” Bartender, I’d Like a brewsky.” Well, the bartender gave it to him and the Character drank it in one sip. He slamed down the mug and said,”I fell like a stud bull!” and the gay guy said,”Mooo!”