Message to Mom
This blonde goes to the Western Union office and says, “I just have to get an urgent message to my mother in Europe.”
The clerk says it will be $100, and she replies “But I don’t have any money…. and I *must* get a message to her, it’s urgent!… I’ll do anything to get a message to her.”
The clerk replies “Anything?”
“Yes…. ANYTHING!” replies the blonde.
He leads her back to his office and closes the door. He tells her to kneel in front of him. “Unzip me…”
“Take it out….. go ahead.”
She does this as well.
She looks up at him, his member in her hands and he says “Well… go ahead.. do it..”
She brings her lips close to it and shouts “Hello?…. Mom?”