Man’s Best Friend
A guy comes home from work and as soon as he closes the door he hears his bed squeaking. He walks up the stairs and into the bedroom and finds his wife on top screwing his best friend. In a fit of rage, the guy goes and gets his gun and shoots his wife in the back of her head.
Feeling sudden remorse, he calls the police and tells him what he did. When the police arrive and he explains what happened, the officer asks if he shot his best friend as well.
“No” he replies.
“Did you say anything to him?” the officer asked.
“Yes” he replies.
“Well, what did you say to him?” the officer asked.