Man got puzzled in the Bar

A guy walks into a bar … once inside, he realizes it’s a gay bar, but he
decides, “What the heck, I really want a drink.”

So he sits down at the bar, and the gay bartender says to him, “What’s the
name of your male genital organ?” The guy says, “Look, I’m not into any of that. All I want
is a drink.”

The gay bartender says, “I’m sorry, but I can’t serve you until you tell me
the name of your male genital organ�. So the guy looks at the man sitting to his left who is
sipping on a beer and asks, “Hey bud, what’s the name of your male genital organ?” The man to
left, with a smile, looks back and says, “TIMEX�. The guy asks, “Why Timex?” The
fellow proudly replies, “Cause it takes a licking’ and
keeps on ticking’!”

A little shaken, the guy turns to the fellow on his right sipping on a fruity
margarita, “So, what do you call your male genital organ?”

The man to his right turns to him and proudly exclaims, “FORD, because quality
is Job 1″, he then ads, “Have you driven a Ford lately?”

Even more shaken, the guy has to think for a moment before he comes up with a
name for his male genital organ. He turns to the bartender and exclaims, “The name of my
male genital organ is SECRET. Now give me my beer.”

The bartender begins to pour the guy a beer, but with a puzzled look asks,
“Why secret?” The guy says, “Because it’s strong enough for a man but made for a
woman!”