Lone Ranger returns
The Lone Ranger and Tonto ride into town one dusty, dry, Wild West day and
proceed to the first saloon, where they tie up their trusty steeds and head in
for a snort.
After a while a stranger walks into the bar and asks, ‘who owns the white
horse tied up outside?’
The Lone Ranger said, ‘Why, that would be mine. Why do you ask?’
‘Because itï¿½s collapsed and looks like it’s dying,’ says the stranger.
So the Lone Ranger and Tonto head out to check on Silver.
‘He’s probably just suffering from the heat,’ says the Lone Ranger, who asks
Tonto if he could run around Silver for a while to help keep him cool.
The Lone Ranger returns to the bar and after half an hour another stranger
walks in and asks, ‘who owns the white horse outside?’
The Lone Ranger says, ‘That’s mine, what’s the problem this time?’
‘Oh, no problem,’ says the stranger, ‘it’s just that you’ve left your injun