Little Princess meets a talking frog…

Once upon a time, a beautiful, independent, self assured
princess happened upon a frog in a pond. The frog said to the
princess, “I was once a handsome prince until an evil witch put
a spell on me. One kiss from you and I will turn back into a
prince and then we can marry, move into the castle with my mom,
and you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children
and forever feel happy doing so.”

That night, while the princess dined on frogs legs, she laughed
to herself and thought “I don’t fucking think so.”