Learned in College

A kid comes home from college. His father is a farmer, and he’s shovelling all the manure out of the outhouse onto the strawberries to fertilise them. The kid says, “Hey, Pop, learned in college there’s an easy way to do everything.”They go downtown and get some dynamite, they’re gonna rig it up under the outhouse and blow the crap into the strawberry patch. They get it all rigged up, but they don’t see Grandma coming to use the outhouse. BaBooom! The manure goes flying, and so does Grandma. Ploop!…she lands in the strawberries. They go running up to her, “Grandma, Grandma! My God, are you all right? Are you all right?”She says, “Yeah, I’m fine. Whoo! I’m certainly glad I didn’t let that one go in the kitchen!”