Mom: No, No, Kayanne! Don’t poke your fingers in the meat!

Kayanne: But it’s fun mommy!

Dad: She’s 5, she reads well, and knows 100 times 100, but doesn’t know better than to poke holes in meat that is at the store.

Mom: Where did you get this idea, Kay?

Kayanne: A comic strip! Why, mommy?

Mom & Dad: Kids!