Mom: No, No, Kayanne! Don’t poke your fingers in the meat!
Kayanne: But it’s fun mommy!
Dad: She’s 5, she reads well, and knows 100 times 100, but doesn’t know better than to poke holes in meat that is at the store.
Mom: Where did you get this idea, Kay?
Kayanne: A comic strip! Why, mommy?
Mom & Dad: Kids!