Jerry Falwell was seated next

Jerry Falwell was seated next to President Clinton on a recent flight.
After the plane was airborne, the flight attendant came around for drink
orders. The President asked for a whiskey & soda, which was brought and
placed before him.

The attendant then asked the minister if he would also like a drink. The
minister replied in disgust, “Ma’am, I’d rather be savagely raped by a
brazen whore than let liquor touch these lips!”

The President then handed his drink back to the attendant and said,”I’m
sorry, I didn’t know there was a choice. I’ll have the same thing he’s