Japanese Banking Crisis

According to inside contacts, the Japanese banking crisis shows no signs of
ameliorating. If anything, it’s getting worse.

Following last week’s news that Origami Bank had folded, we are hearing that
Sumo Bank has gone belly up and Bonsai Bank plans to cut back some of its

Karaoke Bank is up for sale and is (you guessed it!) going for a song.

Meanwhile, shares in Kamikaze Bank have nose-dived and 500 back-office staff
at Karate Bank got the chop.

Analysts report that there is something fishy going on at Sushi Bank and staff
there fear they may get a raw deal.