Irritations in life

1. When people point at their wrist when asking for the time. I know where my fucking watch is, where yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the fucking bathroom is? No!

2. When you go to a movie and someone says”Did you see that””? No I paid five dollars to come to the theater and stare at the fucking floor.

3. When I am waiting for a bus and someone asks me if the bus came yet. My reply is “”Yeah