Intimate Relationshipual Advisor

The drinker announced to the bartender, “It seems I’ve been informally named advisor on ‘Intimate Relationshipual Matters’ at my company.””That sounds interesting. Does this mean you’ll be counselling the big bosses on relations with their secretaries?””I’m not sure yet,” he answered.”During a staff meeting, I popped up to suggest a reduction in executive expense accounts and it was after that I was told if they ever wanted my fucking advice, they’d let me know.”