Heaven vs. Hell
One night, God spoke to a preacher to tell him what he wanted him to do.
After God had briefed him on his mission, the minister decided to ask him a
ï¿½God,ï¿½ he said, ï¿½What is heaven like?ï¿½
God replied, ï¿½Well, normally I don’t tell people this, but since you are my
servant, I guess I can tell you. Heaven will be like a city. It will have the
best of everything. For example, the French will be the chefs; the Italians will
be the lovers; the English will be the policeman; the Germans will be the
mechanics; and the Dutch will be the politicians!ï¿½
The man looked pleased. ï¿½What is hell like?ï¿½ he asked.
ï¿½Well,ï¿½ he said with a sigh, ï¿½the French will be the mechanics; the Italians
will be the politicians; the English will be the chefs; the Germans will be the
policemen; and the Dutch will be the lovers.ï¿½