Guide Dog Almost Killed Blind Man

A blind man is walking down the street with his guide dog one
day. They come to a busy intersection and the dog, ignoring the
high volume of traffic zooming by on the street, leads the blind
man right out into the thick of the traffic. This is followed by
the screech of tires as panicked drivers try desperately not to
run the pair down. Horns blaring, the blind man and the dog
finally reach the safety of the sidewalk on the other side of
the street and the blind man pulls a cookie out of his coat
pocket which he offers to the dog.

A passerby, having observed the near fatal incident, can’t
control his amazement and says to the blind man, “Why on earth
are you rewarding your dog with a cookie? He nearly got you

The blind man turns partially in his direction and replies, “To
find out where his head is, so I can kick his ass!”