Golden Urinal

A man comes home late one night, drunk.”Where have you been?” asks his wife.”In the Golden Bar! They have golden chairs, golden glasses, golden beer, and a golden urinal!” This sounds awfully suspicious to the wife, who calls the Golden Bar.”Do you have golden chairs?””Yes.””Do you have golden glasses?””Yes.””Do you have golden beer?””Yes.””Do you have a golden urinal?””Hold on.”On the other end, she hears “I think we have a line on the guy who pissed in your saxophone.”