Getting a date as a lawyer

There was a loser who couldn’t get a date. He went to a bar and asked this one guy how to get a date.The guy said, “It’s simple. I just say, I’m a lawyer.”So, the guy went up to a pretty woman and asked her out. After she said no, he told her that it was probably a good thing because he had a case early in the morning. She said, “Oh! You’re a lawyer?”He said, “Why yes I am!” so they went to his place. When they were in bed making love, he started to laugh to himself.When she asked what was so funny, he answered, “Well, I’ve only been a lawyer for 15 minutes, and I’m already screwing someone!”