Genie at the Bar

One night a guy walked into a bar and sat down next to this guy. He looks over and sees that he has a little piano player playing beautiful music! He asks “where did you get that?” The other guy replies “See that guy at the end of the bar? He’s a geinie, and he’ll grant you a wish!” So the guy calls over to the geinie for a thousand bucks. POOF! All of a sudden a thousand DUCKS flew into the bar. So the guy says to the other guy with the little piano player “I think he has a hearing problem” The guy exclaimed “Do you think I asked for a 12-inch PIANIST?!?”