Garden Party

A wealthy woman is giving a garden party, and several well-to-do guests attend. While the party ensues, two gardeners are out on the back lawn working. One of the guests was watching the gardeners do their thing, and while one gardener was busy weeding the other jumped up and did graceful swirling dance movements.

Taken by his grace, the guest remarked to the host, ‘That man is such a talented dancer, that I’d pay him a hundred pounds to demonstrate his dancing before my aerobics class!’

When the host asked the first gardener about such an arrangement, he yelled, ‘Hey Fred! Do you think for a hundred pounds you could step on that rake again?’