Formal Wedding

Description of a formal redneck wedding.The bride’s father carries a white shotgun, her brothers, uncles, neighbors and former lovers wear clean jeans and flannel shirts, polish their boots, remove their “hats” (caps)during the ceremony, spit out their tobacco or snuff, and fill up the tank of the groom’s “pick-em-up” truck, after removing the “I love My Truck” bumper sticker.