Final Words

Jake was watching vigilantly at his dying wife’s side. ”Sleep now, its all right,” he told her. But she kept trying to sit up and said, ”Honey, I really need to tell you something.” Finally Jake let her get it off her chest.

”Jake, honey, I need to tell you something before I die. During the last two months, I slept with your brother, your best friend and your father.”

”Don’t worry about it,” Jake said, ”I allready know. Why do you think I poisoned you?”