Etheopian

How do you get 1,000 etheopians into a phone booth?

Put a can of beans in there.

How do you get them out again?

Run away with the can opener.

Whats the fastest thing in the world?

An etheopian with a free lunch pass.

The untited nations sent etheopia 1 million condoms,
etheopia wrote back saying thank you for the sleeping bags.