Dan Quayle, Newt Gingrich and President Clinton all get caught up in a tornado
and finally land in the Emerald City of Oz.
They are finally allowed to visit the great and powerful wizard and Dan Quayle
says “I’ve had a tough time getting by in Washington and I think I’d like to
have a brain”.
Newt Gingrich speaks next and says, “I’ve heard all they say about me and my
conservative politics and I’d like to have a heartï¿½.
President Clinton speaks last and says, “I’ll just take Dorothyï¿½.