Drunk and the Stripper

A stripper, in a hurry to get home, leaves the club with nothing
on but a loose coat.

As she crosses the street, a drunk driver skids around the
corner, hits the stripper, sending her flying through the air,
to land unconscious on her back, with her pussy exposed for all
to see.

As a crowd gathers, a gentleman places his hat over the
stripper’s crotch so as to minimize her exposure.

In the meantime, the drunk driver, hardly even aware he just hit
someone, staggers over to see what all the fuss is about.
Noticing the near naked woman lying exposed on the street, he
points to the strategically placed hat and slurs in a loud
voice, “Well, the first thing we gotta do is get that guy outta
there!”