Drink this in memory of me
The bartender was washing his glasses when an elderly Irishman came in. With
great difficulty, the Irishman hoisted his bad leg over the barstool, pulled
himself up painfully, and asked for a sip of Irish whiskey.
The Irishman looked down the bar and asked, “Is that Jesus down there?”
The bartender nodded, so the Irishman told him to give Jesus an Irish whiskey,
The next patron to come in was an ailing Italian with a hunched back, who
moved very slowly. He shuffled up to the barstool and asked for a glass of
He also looked down the bar and asked, ï¿½Is that Jesus sitting at the end of
The bartender nodded, so the Italian said to give Him a glass of Chianti, too.
The third patron to enter the bar was a redneck, who swaggered into the bar
and hollered, “Barkeep, set me up a cold one!ï¿½
ï¿½Hey, is that God’s Boy down there?”
The barkeep nodded, so the redneck told him to give Jesus a cold one, too.
As Jesus got up to leave, he walked over to the Irishman, touched him, and
said, ï¿½For your kindness, you are healed!ï¿½
The Irishman felt the strength come back to his leg, so he got up and danced a
jig out the door.
Jesus touched the Italian and said, “For your kindness, you are healed!”
The Italian felt his back straighten, so he raised his hands above his head
and did a flip out the door.
Jesus walked toward the redneck, but the redneck jumped back and exclaimed,
“Don’t touch me! I’m drawing disability!”