Don Juan, Tom Thumb and Sleeping Beauty

Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb and Don Juan were having a terrible fight. “I
am the most beautiful person in the world,” proclaimed Sleeping Beauty.
“No, you’re not,” answered Don Juan and Tom Thumb. “I am the smallest
person in the world,” shouted Tom Thumb. “No, you’re not,” said Sleeping
Beauty and Don Juan “I’ve had more lovers than any person in the world,”
announced Don Juan. “No, you haven’t” replied Tom Thumb and Sleeping
Beauty. Well, they decided that if the three were to get along, they
needed a mediator, and decided that Merlin, clearly the smartest person in
the world, would be ideal.

Merlin agreed and summoned them all to his palace, where he announced he
would meet with them one at a time. Sleeping Beauty went in first and not
a minute later came out beaming. “I am the most beautiful person in the
world, Merlin said so.” In went Tom Thumb and out he came as quickly as
had Sleeping Beauty. “I am the smallest person in the world. Merlin
agrees.” In goes Don Juan and in he stays, a half hour, an hour, an hour
and a half later. Finally, he emerges distraught, muttering, “Who the hell
is Bill Clinton?”