Dear God

Dear God,

I think you’d be proud of me! So far today I’ve done all right.
I haven’t gossiped, lusted, lost my temper, haven’t been greedy,
grumpy, nasty, selfish or overindulgent. I’m very thankful for
that.

In a few minutes, though, I’m going to get out of bed. From then
on I’m probably going to need a LOT of help.

Amen.