A man, Bob, and his friend Joe went out hunting. This was Joe’s first time
ever hunting, so he was following Bob’s lead. Bob saw a small herd of deer and
told Joe to stay in the exact spot he was and to be quiet.
After a few minutes, Bob heard a loud scream. He ran back and asked Joe what
had happened. Joe said ï¿½There was this snake and he slittered across my feet,
but I never screamed. Then there was this bear that came up to me and snarled,
but I never screamed.ï¿½
ï¿½So then what did make you scream,ï¿½ Bob asked, exasperated.
ï¿½Well,ï¿½ Joe continued, ï¿½two squirells crawled up my pants and I overheard them
say, ï¿½Should we take them home or eat ’em now?ï¿½ï¿½