Coma Recovery

Patient: “Huh? What? Where am I?”
Nurse: “You’re in the hospital. You’ve been in a coma.”

Patient: “How long was I in a coma?”
Nurse: “Ten years”

Patient: “Wow… Who’s President?”
Nurse: “Bush”

Patient: “How’s the economy?”
Nurse: “Lotta layoffs”

Patient: “Who else is in the White House?”
Nurse: “Cheney and Powell”

Patient: “Are we by any chance bombing Iraq?”
Nurse: “Yep”

Patient: “HOW long was I…”
Nurse: “Ten years”