Class assignment

The teacher had given the class an assignment. He stresses the importance of this particular assignment, and that no excuse will be accepted except illness (with a medical certificate) or a death in the immediate family (with a note from that member).

A smart-ass student pipes up: “What about extreme intimate relationshipual exhaustion, sir?”

The class breaks up laughing, and when they settle down the teacher responds with: “Well, I guess you’ll have to write that note with your other hand.”