Church Sign Chuckles

Some favorite messages spotted on church signs or billboards, submitted by
Beliefnet members:

-Fire Insurance Inside
-This Church Is Prayer Conditioned
-God Answers Knee Mail
-PRAY NOW! Avoid Christmas Rush!
-Sign broken, come inside for message
-This is a ch–ch. What’s missing? U R!
-Regis isn’t the only on to offer a lifeline
-Stop in the name of love and meet the Supreme
-Wal-Mart’s not the only savings place
-The best position is on your knees!