Chinese Detective

A man suspected his wife of seeing another man so he hired a famous Chinese detective to watch and report activities while he was gone. A few days later he received this report:Most Hon’ble Sir, You leave the house. I watch house. He come to house. I watch. He and she leave house. I follow. He and she get on train. I follow. He and she go in hotel. I climb tree – look in window. He kiss she. She kiss he. He strip she. She strip he. He play with she. She play with he. I play with me. Fall out of tree. Not see. No fee.