What do you call a gay dentist? – A tooth fairy.
Who was bigger… Mrs. Bigger or her baby? Her baby was a little Bigger!
A guy decides it’s time to get marry. He gives each of his current girlfriends $1,000. One spends $200 on clothes, puts $800 in the bank. Second spends $800...
What is old and wrinkled and hangs out your shorts? – Your mother.
What’s the easiest thing to get into but hard to get out of?? Trouble.
What do a bungee jump and a Hooker have in common? They’re both cheap, fast, and if the rubber breaks, you’re dead.